I'm dreaming of...

As I sit here broke and broken (with fashionista flu) I might as well send the universe my wish list...

1. Alexander McQueen snake print silk organza dress. I have to say that his last and final collection is the most triumphant. I met McQueen some seven year's back. He judged some random competition I ended up winning. He was brilliant. He was grumpy. Am sure people are tired of reading this, but long live McQueen. (Can the press office now send me that dress, please?)

2. Alaïa Chain link leather sandals. I love you. I want you. Be mine. My adoration will last eternity (or until next season)

3. A Twitterati necklace. No I am not part of the esteemed Twitterati, but perhaps if I wear this necklace I can pretend I am.

4. To switch bodies with Elizabeth Spiers. Go on Lizzie. Wouldn't you prefer to be a low-rent fashion blogger stuck in the Middle East rather than a savvy-New Yorker with an accolade of the 2010 list of Most Influential Women in Technology?